This is a grapefruit, not an orange

 Learned this lesson the hard way when my host mom told me to go pick her an orange from the tree outside and I realized that I have never picked an orange off a tree in my life.

 Good thing I had the common sense to pick off a couple trees because otherwise I would have had to do the walk of shame all the way back to get an actual orange.

I ended up eating the grapefruit for breakfast this morning, albeit a bit painfully because holy smokes are they bitter.